day 14

What you're missing at softball tonight. If there's softball. Tomorrow the training wheels come off.

day 13

From my brief 'goatee' period, Saturday afternoon. My wife took a look at me and said, "You know what? I've given up on ever being attracted to you again." I think I'm on the right track.

day 12

I am getting rid of my elderly man side-beard patches today. Tomorrow I open the cage and let the monster out for good. If I were you I would avoid direct eye contact.

day 11

My humble goal: to bring back the moustache AND the ringer T.

I wonder what these guys are talking about. My guess: moustaches.

day 10

I have at least 12 days left. I go back to work on July 23rd and I am spousally cleared to keep it for my first week back on the job. The question is, can I face my co-workers? I think the moustache itself will answer this question in due time.

day 9

Geek monthstache. Long way to go and not a lot of time to get there. I saw a guy in my lobby today with a big ol' bushy moustache and I almost started pressing him for secrets. But then I remembered that every man must grow his own moustache.

As to the big "when do I shave the rest of the hair and let the stache stand alone" question, I am definitely giving it a lot of thought. I am afraid to get rid of anything right now for fear that I might need it later. I am going to say that I will be 'moustache only' for this Sunday's softball game.

day 8

Brooklyn Monthstache. I am starting to worry that this might just not happen. I wonder if Nietzsche had such doubts...