day 17

"Soul patch" (that's embarrassing just to type) comes off on Friday morning. Entire thing comes off Monday morning, I think. Cannot show up at work with this patch of ridiculousness on my face. If you knew the culture of our office, you'd understand.

I am gonna miss this thing. I have this small itch to commit a crime (shoplifting?), so the eyewitnesses can describe me as "about 6'1", dark hair, green eyes, and a moustache." That would make it all seem real.

P.S. Yes I did get a big ol' red pimple at the end of my nose. Tough break but it won't stop me. Would it stop this guy?